WELCOME TO MY LIFE
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE